too tan to give a damn

Rated 4.7 out of 5
Based on 263 reviews
(263 reviews)
€14,99

too tan to give a damn

insanely dark 1 hour self tan mousse that’s now the darkest of them all.

looking for something darker? you asked, we made it! when you like your tan how you like your coffee - dark and too hot for you - this is the tan for you. an insanely dark self tan mousse to slay your tanning game. nothing will compare. so you can keep your standards high and your tan insanely dark.

vegan friendly. paraben free. no gross tan smell. no added nasties.

Water (Aqua, Eau), Propylene Glycol, Dihydroxyacetone, PEG-6 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Glycerin, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Decyl Glucoside, Caramel, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Rosa Moschata Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Macadamia Integrifolia (Macadamia) Seed Oil, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Seed Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Caprylyl Glycol, Sodium Metabisulfite, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol, Melanin, Ethoxydiglycol, Phenoxyethanol, Red 33 (CI 17200), Red 40 (CI 16035), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Blue 1 (CI 42090)
Salon professional formula
Salon professional formula
Skin-true Shades
Skin-true
Shades
No Parabens or Sulfates
No Parabens or Sulfates
Eliminates orange tones
Eliminates
orange tones
Evens out skin tone
Evens out
skin tone
Gives skin a healthy, radiant glow
Gives skin a healthy, radiant glow

How to use

How to use How to use

tanning tips

Before

  • Exfoliate and moisturize

    24 hours before you apply your self tan, paying particular attention to elbows, knees, ankles and problem areas

  • Wax or shave at least 48 hours prior to treatment

    This allows the pores time to close. Dotting in pores may appear if not adhered to.

  • Don’t apply moisturiser, perfume, deodorant or makeup on the day of application

    These products may act as a barrier against your skin and can prevent the tanning actives from developing evenly.

After

  • Wear dark, loose clothing

    Tight clothing or underwear may cause marks. Wear loose fitting shoes.

  • Moisturize everyday after applying your self tan

    Or consider using a gradual tan so that your tan is continually being topped up and your tan lasts longer.

  • After day 5, exfoliate with a soft body polish on a daily basis

    This helps your skin absorb even more moisturizer and keep it looking and feeling gorgeous. This also helps the tan fade naturally, rather than in patches.

average rating 4.7 out of 5
Based on 263 reviews
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263 Reviews
Reviewed by Brooke R.
Skin Tone
medium
Skin Concern
  • dullness
Tan Results
  • non sticky
Rated 3 out of 5
Review posted

Used to be my holy grail

3 years ago I picked up a couple bottles of TooTanTGAD & IWTDarkestTanPossible. I was sure I would prefer DarkestPossible, but from the first use, TTTGAD put all others to shame! I stocked up. I was devastated this spring when I could no longer find it in store near me- google said it had been discontinued. I was elated to find it online, but now an Express formula… my excitement was short lived as it seems more has changed than the development time. I applied 2 layers last night (30 mins apart) & rinsed w lukewarm water about 14 hours later- color is medium at best & (on me) seems diluted or muted? I am not giving up yet! . I am going to do full prep tonight, wait another 48 hours & give it another try. I hope it was an error on ky part & not that I have to find a replacement for TTTGAD 😩

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Reviewed by kate j.
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I recommend this product
Skin Tone
dark
Skin Concern
  • cellulite
  • ageing
  • uneven tone
  • uneven texture
  • dryness
Tan Results
  • ultra dark
  • streak free
  • faded evenly
  • long lasting
  • natural looking
Rated 5 out of 5
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this is the only tan thats dark enough without looking like a dorito. it has never even gone gross and patchy

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Reviewed by Charleigh A.
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I recommend this product
Skin Tone
fair
Skin Concern
  • sensitivity
  • uneven tone
  • uneven texture
  • dullness
Tan Results
  • moisturizing
  • long lasting
  • ultra dark
  • natural looking
  • faded evenly
Rated 4 out of 5
Review posted

nice color but

i like the color when i only left it on for an hour but when i left it on for longer than that it was really orange. it also was only a few days and it seemed to crack all over a bit

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